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Soo Weenie! His private part looks like a ‘toadstool’ with ‘Yeti pubes’ – Adult film star Stormy Daniels recounts alleged tryst with Donald Trump, in salacious detail, in new book

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‘The story of a ‘very brief’ encounter – “How many details can you really give about two minutes?”’

Stormy Daniels recounts alleged tryst with Trump in detail, describes President’s privates as a ‘toadstool’ with ‘Yeti pubes’
In her upcoming book ‘Full Disclosure details’ Stephanie Clifford, aka Stormy Daniels, calls sex with Trump ‘the least impressive I’ve ever had’
Also reveals that he had a phone call with Hillary Clinton when she was with him, which coincides with Clinton’s bruising primaries with Barack Obama
The porn star has already spoken about the alleged hook-up, and sued for release from a non-disclosure agreement after getting a $130,000 payment 
She claims Trump promised to put her on ‘The Apprentice’ and feed her advance information  that’ll help cheat the system
Donald Trump and Storrmy Daniel 7.JPGDonald Trump with Stormy Daniels during the history making celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe. The pair ended up having sex. The porn star has written a tell-all memoir, ‘Full Disclosure’ about the ‘brief encounter’

‘It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,’ writes Daniels, who claims she had an affair with Trump at one of his celebrity golf tournaments in Lake Tahoe.
She also revisits an alleged July 2007 romp at the Beverly Hills Hotel that she previously described on ’60 Minutes.

Storrmy Daniel 7.JPGIn her book, porn star Stormy Daniels apparently offers up lurid details about her infamous sexual encounter with real estate mogul Donald Trump while attending one of his celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, California, in 2007.

Stormy Daniels’ account of her alleged dalliance with Donald Trump is less than flattering.

The porn star leaves little to the imagination in her soon-to-be released memoir as she describes the particulars their time together and the President’s privates in lurid detail — even comparing his anatomy to a popular Nintendo video game character, according to a copy of the book obtained Tuesday by The Guardian.

Daniels, who claims to have slept with Trump in 2006, likens the President’s penis to a “toadstool” with “Yeti pubes” and the “mushroom character in Mario Kart,” according to the excerpts.

The Guardian published excerpts  of the book by adult film actress Stephanie Clifford, aka Stormy Daniels, who writes in “Full Disclosure” that her illicit affair with the future commander-in—chief a decade ago “may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion”.

Donald Trump 1.JPGWas that a hoax? Donald Trump has been known to boast about his sexual prowess in the past, the ‘myth of the macho man’ appears to have been destroyed by Stormy’s writings and rating of the man

Stormy Daniels says she slept with Trump during a celebrity golf tournament in California, in 2006, after he invited her diner. Trump has denied this encounter ever occurred.
Daniels, then 27, said the tryst was entirely consensual. She said Trump, then 60, did not wear a condom, and she did not ask him to. Daniels also said that during that dinner Trump said she reminded him of his daughter, presumably a reference to Ivanka Trump.
Regarding the encounter itself, Daniels say ‘The Donald’ was a flop.
All she can remember about Trump’s unrestrained performance in the sack during their alleged 2006 tryst, was his best efforts saw him lasting just about ‘two minutes’ in bed.

The adult film star holds nothing back as she describes the particulars of Trump’s anatomy in lurid detail — comparing his private parts to a popular Nintendo video game character.

Daniels describes the size-obsessed President’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” she writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”

According to the Guardian, she adds that she “lay there, annoyed that I was getting f—ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”

The video game references went viral on Twitter Tuesday morning, sparking disgust and awe as the terms “Mario Kart” and “Toad” trended on Twitter.

Last month, Daniels dubbed Trump a dud in bed when asked about their alleged affair.

“How many details can you really give about two minutes?” she told Vogue magazine when asked about the alleged encounter. “Maybe. I’m being generous.”

Donald Trump compared to Toad 1.jpg
Porn star,Daniels has compared Trump’ privates to a popular Nintendo video game character, after their brief encounter

In “Full Disclosure,” Daniels also claims that the President offered her a spot on his reality show “The Apprentice” complete with an outline of a scheme that he said would help her win beat the competition.

“We’ll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand,” Daniels quotes Trump as saying. “And we can devise your technique.”

“He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100 percent his idea,” she adds.

She also describes a strange 2007 telephone call Trump received from Hillary Clinton in which the pair discussed “our plan.”

Daniels writes that she and the then-reality TV star were watching a show during Discovery Channel’s “Shark Week” programming when Clinton called.

Clinton spoke about her then-race against Barack Obama for the Democratic presidential nomination and Trump “repeatedly” mentioned “our plan.”

It wasn’t clear what the “plan” was, according to Daniels.

Despite the serious nature of the conversation, Trump’s “attention kept going back to the sharks.”

Storrmy Daniels 6.JPGWhenever she would see him [Trump],  on TV, she would say to herself: ‘I had sex with that.’ Then she would say to herself: ‘Eech.’

She wrote that she was with Trump in a hotel room watching a ‘Shark Week’ broadcast when the future politician got a call from then-Sen. Hillary Clinton.
‘Then, to make it crazier, Hillary Clinton called,’ Daniels wrote. ‘He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning ‘our plan,’ according to Daniels account.
The porn star described the incident in her new tell-all memoir, ‘Full Disclosure,’.
The alleged tryst took place while Clinton was battling Barack Obama for the Democratic presidential nomination.
She writes of viewing Trump with contempt during the years that followed, when she claims Trump would call her and revive offers to put her on his reality TV show.
Whenever she would see him on TV, she would say to herself: ‘I had sex with that.’
Then she would say to herself: ‘Eech.’
Daniels goes on to write that in the lead up to the 2016 election she would discuss Trump’s candidacy with former colleagues, many of whom who contacted her in disbelief at the news that he was in the running: “It will never happen, I would say,” the 39-year-old writes.
“He doesn’t even want to be president.”
Daniels, who was paid $130,000 in hush money by Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen ahead of the 2016 presidential election, is now suing to dissolve the nondisclosure agreement she signed because she says the President never signed it.

Cohen pled guilty last month to campaign finance violations related to the payment,  implicated the President in the scheme to keep Daniels quiet. Caught in the crossfire, Trump made a dramatic turnaround and now admits to reimbursing Cohen for the payments.

Michael Avenatti, Daniels’ attorney, tweeted Tuesday that the book, due out Oct. 2, will offer much more than Nintendo references and sensational sex tales.

“The most important thing about @stormydaniels book is not the description of her sex with Mr. Trump. It is instead her description of her life and role as a modern woman unafraid to speak truth to power. I am proud to call her my client and my friend.”

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